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"A true Friend is the best Possession." (PRA, 1744)

PPH Membership

Become part of the Penny's Publick House community.


Yes, you receive awesome benefits (below), but even more notably, you'll be part of the family. (FYI: family dinner is served around 6pm on Wednesdays!)


Buy a full Membership now!

About Penny's Publick House

Membership Choices!

If you'd like your life filled with bounty and beauty at random intervals, both from the comfiness of your oft-visited favorite barstool and in the privacy of your sweet domicile, then I definitely recommend the full-fledged membership. For a mere $1,000 per year, joy will fill your emotional coffers in abundance.


If, sadly, due to poor life choices that keep you out of close proximity to Penny's Publick House, you can't visit nearly as much as you'd like (or I'd like), then check out the 200-Mile Membership, so named by one of my favorite humans, Jim Guest, who lives about 200 miles away, which is entirely too far for my liking...

Membership Details!

    Penny's Publick House Membership Stuff!

    The Members-only Area

    The Members' Private Liquor Stash

    The Members' Private Liquor Stash

    I'm still finishing the floor (sloooowly...), but members are welcome to come in and relax, watch TV, enjoy the silence, do some work, or whatever else you can think of (hey! not that!).

    Think of it as your private den.


    About the construction, which is not actually construction at all: The area was created by lining up a bunch of China cabi

    I'm still finishing the floor (sloooowly...), but members are welcome to come in and relax, watch TV, enjoy the silence, do some work, or whatever else you can think of (hey! not that!).

    Think of it as your private den.


    About the construction, which is not actually construction at all: The area was created by lining up a bunch of China cabinets, tearing off the backs, and then adding some curtains!


    Oh, they doubted me when I told them the idea! "That will never work!" "I don't see it!" And a lot of headshakes. Lots and lots.  Now the headshakes accompany comments like, "I should have trusted you!" "I can't believe how cool this looks!"  and "Wow!"


    Of everything I've done in here, and that list is practically endless, this is probably my most favorite thing!

    The Members' Private Liquor Stash

    The Members' Private Liquor Stash

    The Members' Private Liquor Stash

    You'll have a private bottle of liquor of your choosing that we purchase on your behalf. (Let's just say your request must be reasonable. I'm not buying you a bottle of Boss Hog or anything of that ilk!)


    When you come in, you can order from your private stash, to be served however you prefer. You'll only be charged $1 for these beverages (

    You'll have a private bottle of liquor of your choosing that we purchase on your behalf. (Let's just say your request must be reasonable. I'm not buying you a bottle of Boss Hog or anything of that ilk!)


    When you come in, you can order from your private stash, to be served however you prefer. You'll only be charged $1 for these beverages (so you have an official tab and can tip the bartender).


    Don't smoke cigars? (Another membership benefit is a box of Drew Estate cigars.) You can replace that with a second bottle of liquor--either concurrent to the first, or as a follow-up.


    If, during the year, you'd like another bottle, we will purchase it for you and charge a nominal fee, in addition to the purchase price. (Again, of course there will be some restrictions...aren't there always?)

    The Liquor Library

    The Liquor Library

    The Liquor Library

    More info coming soon!

    Drew Estate Cigars

    The Liquor Library

    The Liquor Library

    As part of your membership benefits, you'll receive your choice of Drew Estate cigars and a box will be purchased on your behalf.


    If you don't smoke cigars, you can opt for a second bottle of liquor.


    If you don't drink alcoholic beverages, you can choose a second box of cigars.

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